A room filled to the brim with poems that scarcely count as poems but they are because I titled them as such. I have loads. Too many. I will be flogging them off for as cheap as I can in the Back Room at Holdrons Arcade. Just come in and name a price. They focus on England from above and wishing I was naked all the time. #myofflinecommunityofone

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